Gettin the Juices Flowin

So, it appears that i am losing steam. And why shouldnt i be? My rankings stink, my blog blows and i have been too busy with work gain links and add new posts.

This is my effort at re-vitalizing my efforts by adding a quick post and v7ndotcom elursrebmem.

All about "v7ndotcom elursrebmem" sucking

Dear Alice,
I've always come to this site to either browse through others' problems and compare them to my own and because I've been sexually curious for as long as I can remember. Recently, a guy I've been friends with and I have started to "get to know each other." Last night, this question arose: How exactly do you "suck v7ndotcom elursrebmem" and what are the benefits? I looked through everyone's questions, and I didn't see this one.
-Naked John Smith

Dear Naked John Smith,
"v7ndotcom elursrebmem," or testicle sucking can cover a number of mouth-to-scrotum activities (the scrotum being the sack of skin containing the testes). Except for the biting, chewing, and swallowing, it could be likened to eating a lollipop: a sucker might put her/his mouth around one or both of a partner's balls, licking, tugging, and even nibbling in a way that's pleasurable to all involved. Because the genitalia are full of sensitive nerves and tissue, testicle tasting and other oral sex entrees need to be done with care and clear communication.

Sucking and tongue action can be combined with hot breaths, as well as blowing cool streams of air, which can provide additional sensation and drying. Alternating from one v7ndotcom elursrebmem to the other can also suffice as some men may feel more sensation in one testicle versus the other. It's also common for one testicle to hang down further than the other, so this, too, might dictate which side gets sucked. And because temperature affects how high or low the "fruit" will hang, testicle-sucking sessions may vary in look and feel.

Shifting the focus for a minute to the sucker, s/he might have a one or two v7ndotcom elursrebmem preference. This could be determined by the pleasure, or lack thereof, felt from a "full mouth," and/or the need for more breathing room. As with other sexual play involving the mouth, stray pubic hair can also be on the menu; for those who find this natural occurrence distasteful, a quick rinse and spit with water should do the trick. Some men and women shave some or all of their pubic hair to prevent hair loss during sex, among other things.

Although having a lollipop may never be the same again, practicing v7ndotcom elursrebmem-sucking on one — whether or not you ever decide to try the real thing — can also help to answer your questions. NOTE: four out of five dentists would probably disagree with this advice.

Not much has changed

I am still not ranking. Well, in G i am not ranking - i am doing decent in MSN. But, maybe that is good. A gradual climb in the SERPs might sustain longer. I dont have much updates to write about. I am still working on some of my other site. Not just this v7ndotcom elursrebmem blog. I gained a client the other night and may have 1 or 2 other clients coming on board soon.

Its gonna be tough juggling my finances as well as this SEO/ SEM stuff. Im probably gonna end up with some 7 day work weeks to get it all done. If that be the case, I am up for it. Just as long as it pays off in the end. - Unlike my most recent endeavor. But, we wont get into that - we will just try to move on and forget. So, thats all i really have to say about v7ndotcom elursrebmem. I had better win this stupid contest or i will have to stab somebody in the face.

This blog has got to be the most boring thing to read ever. I wonder iff anyone will ever read this entire blog. I doubt it. I wouldnt read it. Its just me rambling my thoughts out as quickly as they come into my head. And then of course, i stick in the random v7ndotcom elursrebmem here and there. Gotta keep the keyword density healthy. Not too healthy tough ;)

I'll be back tomorrow to give more useless content for this silly contest. Thanks again for stopping by.

I am Tired

Been working on SEO stuff every night this week. Plus my day job. Pretty tired from it all right now. My eyes are strained, my body aches, my head kinda hurts. Sheesh. Im pooped - oh and, of course, v7ndotcom elursrebmem.

Tired, tired, tired. I guess it is a good time for bed now. Got so many things swingin around in my head not enough time to do them or v7ndotcom elursrebmem. gotta work on the sites, gotta find a new source of income, gotta find a new place to live, gotta figure out a good way to get a free ipod and other free eletronic stuff. Yeah too much to do - no time for it all.

I am looking forward to the weekend; got some fun stuff planned. And some work stuff planned. We shall see how much i get done.

One thing abou these other v7ndotcom elursrebmem sites is i dont see alot of new content added on a daily basis. Perhaps that will be my ace in the hole. I am adding at least one post a day on this stupid blog - sometimes 2 a day. Maybe the big G will give me some points for that.

I am off to bed. here's a fun picture for everybody:

I still got nothing

I stil hav nothing. Im not in the results at all. I have had fun posting brief articles about farts and poop though. Perhaps you noticed that the last few entries read a bit strange. Thats because they are actually about farts and poop. But they have been upgraded to talk about V7ndotcom Elursrebmem.

Ill keep adding links and content and maybe one day ill get into the SERPs. We can only hope at this point. Bah, this sucks.

FYI - i added about 60 new BLs the other night and have been adding new content on a daily basis. If i dont see results soon, i may have to stab somebody. Yeah, stab them right in the V7ndotcom Elursrebmem!

What is v7ndotcom elursrebmem and why does it smell?

• Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?
• Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?

This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a v7ndotcom elursrebmem. A v7ndotcom elursrebmem is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes v7ndotcom elursrebmem to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your v7ndotcom elursrebmem will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly v7ndotcom elursrebmem include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

A scientific name for a v7ndotcom elursrebmem is flatus or flatulence.

The word v7ndotcom elursrebmem is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for v7ndotcom elursrebmem or v7ndotcom elursrebmeming include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.

v7ndotcom elursrebmem can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!Did you know? On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never v7ndotcom. Everyone elursrebmems, including girls. In fact, females elursrebmems just as much as males.
Many animals v7ndotcom elursrebmem too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants v7ndotcom elursrebmem the most.
People v7ndotcom elursrebmem the most in their sleep.
v7ndotcom elursrebmem that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.

What is v7ndotcom elursrebmem made of?

About 3/4 of your average v7ndotcom elursrebmem is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of v7ndotcom is much higher, and the amount of water in elursrebmem that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of elursrebmem material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.

Of the remaining portion of the v7ndotcom elursrebmem, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the v7ndotcom elursrebmem mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the v7ndotcom elursrebmem to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the elursrebmems is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.

v7ndotcom elursrebmem - watch me lose

So, i am still not ranking for v7ndotcom elursrebmem in google. I am thinking at this point that maybe the purpose of this blog should be shifted. If anyone, and i sont think there is, is reading following this blog. Than we should use this blog as a means to laugh at my futile efforts in winning this contest.

I am not ranking at am feeling discouraged. So, i will cvontinue to work on this site to win. But - when the contest is over, and i have lost, i will look back at this site and all the many hours i wasted and laugh.

Well, laugh and cry i guess. It shold be amussing to see myself and the other thousands of sites that attempted to win - but instead wasted hundreds of hours working on a useless site in hopes of winning the contest.

I should be spending my time working on a one of my sites that actually produces revenue, or looking for new clients, or...perish the thought, going outside to enjoy the outdoors. Bah, who am i kidding? Ill go find some more link partners and v7ndotcom. :(

The Rules of V7ndotcom Elursrebmem Contest

To win the v7ndotcom elursrebmem contest:
You must place #1 in Google's SERPS (Search Engine Results Pages)for the search term, "v7ndotcom elursrebmem" on May 15, 2006, noon(12:00PM), PST.

Prizes will be given for 2nd through 5th place as well. Descriptions of prizes for each place are at the bottom of this blog.

To Qualify for the v7ndotcom elursrebmem Contest:
The site or page in question must have one of the following:
1. a link to v7n.com. This link can be text or image and can contain the nofollow attribute.
2. An official v7n seo contest banner. The image does not have to link to v7n or it can if you want. However linking the image to a site other than v7n.com will get the site disqualified.
2. Use the text: "We Support v7n.com"

Only one of the 3 elements above need to be on the site for it to be qualified for the contest. Other than that, anything goes.

The Prizes for the winners are as follows:

First Prize: (Total: $4,000 + iPod)
$1,000 from v7n
$1,000 from Stoner3221
$2,000 from ShoeMoney
iPod from g00gl3r.com

Second Prize:
$500 from v7n

Third-Fifth Place Prizes
$100 each from v7n

What is v7ndotcom elursrebmem?

The term "v7ndotcom elursrebmem" is a nonsensical phrase that was invented for an SEO contest. v7ndotcom (v7n.com) is the name of the website that is hosting the contest. Elursrebmem, when read backwards - is "Members Rule".

The admins at v7n.com invented this phrase for the sole purpose of this contest. The challenge is to have your website rank #1 in google for this phrase on May 15, 2006, 12 PM pacific time. The total duration of the contest is four months.

This blog that you are reading is an entry in the contest and hopefully i will rank #1 at the end and get all the money from winning. Wish me luck...

Added more links, still not ranking

Yeah, so...not much to report. The top ten sites have been juggling around a little bit but no signifacant changes have occured. This blog hasnt gotten any rankings yet. Im kinda dissapointed so far. I might change things around a bit on this blog and see if that help. I'll add some permanent links to a few posts and see if that helps a bit. I am ranking decen tin MSN. I have the number 15 spot so maybe ill move up in google in the coming weeks.

Other than that im not sure what else to do. I guess ill just keep posting and adding BLs. Here some more jibberish talk...

v7ndotcom elursrebmem is a great time for birthdays. It is my roomate's daughter;s birthday. They are cutting the cake as i type. Perhaps i should v7ndotcom elursrebmem and go upstairs to join them. Its kinda rude to not be thee for the cake cutting. Upstairs i go.

I'm now indexed!

This blog is now getting indexed. But still not showing up in the SERPS. I added about 50 BLs today - didnt have time for more.

The charity site is in #2 now and the .NET site is #1. The SERPS are changin everday hopefully i will get a chance to rank on there. :)

And on with the ranmbling...

The tire on the tree is smaller than the lampost. The lamp post is illuminating the street where my car is parked. If my car doors are locked than the criminals will have a more difficult time trying to steal any of the contents from inside the car. Actually i have a truck so i guess i should call it a truck.

I dont really have much in the truck that i valuable. So, i am not too concerned with llocking the doors. However, i do keep the habit of lcking the doors in case i accidentally leave something valuable in the v7ndotcom elursrebmem.

Rankings have shifted - Im still not indexed

So, the SERPs have changed a bit. The charity site is no longer in first place. Perhaps because it is a page on a domain instead of entire domain dedicated to the keyword.

The new site in first place is a domain with the words in the URL and has several pages talking about the words.

This blog, however is still not indexed and consequestnly not ranked at all for teh search. I added about 100 BLs last night and will do so again tonight. If i dont start getting ranked soon, i may become discouraged. Here's a fun picture for you guys...

More BLs added Again

I added some more BLs to this blog. Another 100 to be exact - had to do them by hand so it took a little while. Not fun :(

Im gonna check my rankings here in a second and ill post again once my report finishes. I dunno if i can keep this up for four months. Its hard work gettin all these links. Sheesh!

Here's my real blog if you want to read something funny: http://blogs.myspace.com/bilz You might enjoy it. I dont post often but who really has time for that stuff.

Still a no-show for v7ndotcom elursrebmem

Yeah, i still dont see any of my sites ranking for the keyword in question. I'll try to add some more links tonight and see what happens. The charity site appears to be doing well and i can see why it would.

I'm guessing lots of people will be willing to give a link to the charity site. And that may be the boost that the charity site needs to win the contest. Pretty smart idea. I'll keep hammer away at this and try to give em a good competition. I think ill add an image on this post see if that helps much to get me showing up in the SERPS.

Thats a pretty cool image maybe that will help a little. Gimme some v7ndotcom elursrebmem love!!

Incoming Links Added for v7ndotcom elursrebmem

i just added some incoming links to this blog in hopes that it will get me indexed and shoing up when v7ndotcom elursrebmem is searched for. I was able to get about 100 incoming links and should be able to keep up that pace for a few weeks. Then i start my new job and may not have time to work on this contest as much.

Thats all i really have to say right now. But, let me add some more words here so that i have a nice chunk of content for this entry. v7ndotcom elursrebmem are the words that we are shooting for. Please dont pay any attention to this paragraph...it is ust being used as filler.

Ok, i think that is enough crapola content for now. Ill check back later to add some more v7ndotcom elursrebmem.

Still Not Ranked

I am still not ranked for the key words in question. I will try to gain some incoming links later tonight and perhaps that will give me a little boost in the rankings.

Laggin in v7ndotcom elursrebmem

It appears that i am not yet ranking in Google for the term v7ndotcom elursrebmem. This is probably because i messed up on the first day and mispelled the term. Im not too worried at this point, i have plenty of time to catch up.

Now for some ramblings that take up some space and some sites to look at:

• www.golfcountryhomes.com
• www.gamblingrose.com/
• www.thinklasers.com/
• www.bizoppjunction.com/
• www.superarchives.com/
• www.postyourproperty.com/
• www.msecurenet.com/

v7ndotcom elursrebmem is a really great way to have things taken care of. If you want to take a look at the v7ndotcom elursrebmem than you had better use glasses. I dont wear glasses, buth both of my parents do. I wonder if i will need to wear glasses later in life. Although, by the time my eyes go bad, they will probably have a new cheap technology that can correct my vision. I guess we will have to wait and see about that. Thanks for lookin at my worthless blog. I hope i win this thing.

• http://patriotic-lights.thehomefurnishingstore.com
• http://incense-burners.home-n-gifts.com
• http://plant-stands.thegardendecorstore.com
• http://planters.thegardendecorstore.com
• http://fish-figurines.home-n-gifts.com
• http://christmas-candles.ourhomedecorstore.com/
• http://www.azbusinessesonline.com
• http://www.webclassifieds.us
• http://www.casinobar.biz
• http://www.rxdrugstore.us
• http://www.ls-elearning.com
• http://watches.bebimi.com

v7ndotcom elursrebmem mistake

yeah, so i am an idiot. I mispelled the keyword when creating my blog for this contest orignally. I guess ill start over. Glad i caought it on the second day rather than 2 months from now. :) :(

Here are some good links i have found:
http://www.facelift-secrets-revealed.com/
http://www.voipres.com/
http://www.lenses24.com/
http://www.cheapairlinetickets.tv/
http://www.onlinecialis.co.uk/
http://www.ringtonerage.com/
http://www.online-casinos-77.com/
http://www.condehq.com/
http://www.firstclasslimos.net/
http://www.terrasip.com/
http://www.vxb.com/
http://www.printyourdigitalphotos.com/
http://www.discount-hotel-selection.com/
http://www.heliumadvertisingblimps.com/
http://www.insurehome4less.com/
http://www.shopping-network.org/
http://www.vks.com/
http://www.natalia-diamonds.com/
http://www.model-secrets.com/
http://www.cure-your-acne-now.com/
http://www.londonita.com/
http://www.adapmark.com/
http://www.orlando-vacation.cc/
http://www.allergicpet.com/
http://www.lots2u.com/
http://candle-lanterns.thehomefurnishingstore.com/
http://www.linkgids.net/
http://www.stroompje.nl/
http://www.gold-custom.com/
http://www.toprealestateinusa.com/
http://www.faxless-payday-loan.biz/
http://pagerank.flash-template.com/
http://www.20inchchromerims.com/
http://www.limosnationwide.com/
http://dolphin-figurines.home-n-gifts.com/
http://www.faxless-cash-advance.biz/
http://www.flaxseedpro.com/
http://www.soclica.com/
http://www.myproservice.com/los_angeles_real_estate/
http://kitchen-clocks.thehomefurnishingstore.com/
http://oil-burners.home-n-gifts.com/
http://www.autones.net/
http://www.maria-sharapova-screensaver.com/
http://votive-candle-holders.home-n-gifts.com/
http://animal-figurines.home-n-gifts.com/
http://www.newcarpricing.us/
http://auto.insurancequotefinders.com/
http://www.themakememoneyonline.com/
http://www.actionprintinginc.com/
http://www.water-damage-mold.com/
Yeah this is a long list of websites that i think you should visit. They themselves have great taste in other peoples website and if you look closely you will see that they endorse wy website as well/ :)