What is v7ndotcom elursrebmem and why does it smell?

• Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?
• Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?

This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a v7ndotcom elursrebmem. A v7ndotcom elursrebmem is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes v7ndotcom elursrebmem to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your v7ndotcom elursrebmem will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly v7ndotcom elursrebmem include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

A scientific name for a v7ndotcom elursrebmem is flatus or flatulence.

The word v7ndotcom elursrebmem is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for v7ndotcom elursrebmem or v7ndotcom elursrebmeming include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.

v7ndotcom elursrebmem can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!Did you know? On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never v7ndotcom. Everyone elursrebmems, including girls. In fact, females elursrebmems just as much as males.
Many animals v7ndotcom elursrebmem too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants v7ndotcom elursrebmem the most.
People v7ndotcom elursrebmem the most in their sleep.
v7ndotcom elursrebmem that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.