v7ndotcom elursrebmem

V7n contest is over

2006-08-10T14:18:00.000-05:00

The V7n contest may be over but we still have a chance to win the carcasherdotcom contest with my Carcasherdotcom Seocontest website. Let's keep our fingers crossed.

That last post was pretty long

2006-05-12T00:44:00.000-05:00

That last post was pretty long. I dont have that much to write. Just wanted to check in since i havent written much lately. I have working alot and been outta town some lately. Ill write some more soon.

Life Update

2006-04-08T21:24:00.000-05:00

Well.. my life as text...

As life in the past.My life in the past has been with many cannons...not ditches...cannons. I have been through alot, yet not everything. I know that I don't know it all but I do know death very well. I do know how it feels when people leave you. I do know what it feels like to never fall for anyone, only people falling for you that you seem to grow old of. I know what it is to grow up with many rules and many "b/c your a gurl" regulations. I know what it is to have a brother that is into alcohol and drugs and he even went to jail. I know how it is to have a brother in the war...he's in Iraq right now. I know what it is to be busy...real real busy. I know what it is to work to pay for senior fees and for myself. I know what it is to apply for scholarships and hope for money. I know what it feels like to get used to hardly any sleep a night. I know what peer pressure is...and never giving in to it. And I esp. know what it feels like to have God break you, make you cry, and to be tested by God.

As life in the presentAs life now, I see what I've been through and I know I can help many. I am a true prayer warrior, eventhough I know not what to say all the time to him. I look at where my mother and my family have been and are, and I set high goals. I know I can achieve them. I go for what I want. I know what I can do and most the time I try to out do myself, but still I get to a goal. I look how I didn't have any money and I know I need it...so now I have two jobs. I look at who has been there, and of those who have left me...and I know Jesus Christ will always be there. As life now, I feel the peer pressure. I won't give in the alcoholism (I have seen what it can do...my father was one and so are my brothers). I won't do drugs. And sex will wait til marriage, eventhough most of my friends don't see it that way. But I still keep good values for myself. The most fit suceed. In my opinion I see that is true and as time is... looking at yesterday, today, and tomorrow....I will set my goals and will not give up. Life is success. Success isn't money either. For me, success is seeing hope in someone's eyes (knowing that I have helped them), reaching a goal of grades and sales for the week (Knowing I can keep it going and prove that double majoring is for me), and Seeing myself improve (improve in God's eyes....first patience, then compassion, now trust).

As life in the futureFor me the future is a long way. I see the future as five, ten, twenty years from now. Well where do I hope to be? Well, in all cases I hope to be a better Christian and stronger in my walk...the walk on the narrow path. But in five years, taking classes in animal phycology and mammology classes. I hope to be in Michigan...University of Michigan or Michigan State...both are great schools. I hope to be working on my masters in zoology and maybe getting degree in ecology or photography for wildlife. I hope to be in a serious relationship by then...maybe engaged...maybe not. In ten years, hopefully graduated from Michigan and working the field. I will be 29 so ..hopefully have a real relationship...engagement, marriage maybe a family. In twenty, I am not sure. I hope to married, have a family and be well on my way to owning a zoo. I hope to be in a great career and hopefully be a part time youth leader through out it all. I am not sure what the future holds but I hope to trust in the Lord more and more each day.

Well, this is just an update and a summary of my life in probably two pages.
Think about your life... Why are you like you are?What does your past reveal? What do you hope for the future?Think about the future but don't count on it being like planned. God is mysterious and will work and make your life as he planned.I wish you much luck and I pray for those who need a little more support. Leave me a message and I shall do the same for you, but for now, think about your life as text.

NiNeTeEn... what in the world happens now??

2006-04-08T21:23:00.000-05:00

Well, as you know I am now 19 offically!
What happens now?
Well, my life...as it has been...is nothing special. I don't feel any different. Nineteen.. that just means that I am almost twenty but still a teen adult... lol. But I am looking forward to this next year.

My life has been full of canyons..if you've kept up with my Blogs you know that. But I feel that this year will be better.

I am looking forward to this summer:
My Brother, Zack, coming back from Iraq
Derek coming back in August-ish
Being a Youth Leader at a Church I don't know at all
Getting Closer to God through the whole youth leadership thing

I am excited about next school year here at Mars Hill.
New Faces to make friends with
New Classes
Being a sophomore and a junior in the same year

Well, I don't know much else to say, except my year's resolutions. LOL... well, I make more resolution for each new birth year, than every new Year Year. Funny, I know...but I am werid like that.

Resolutions:
-Better Relationship with God
-Better understanding of myself
-More Promotions at Cutco
-Hopefully more money...b/c I am a poor little freshman right now..lol
-More Friends
-Better Friendship with people
-Maybe start a "real" relationship with someone I actually like
-Work on my "E.Q." skills
-Inspire someone
-Be a better person to have people to rely on me
-Be a wonderful youth leader
-Internship in Texas at the Big Cat Reserve..maybe
-Focus more on my work
-Rely more on others, instead of the other way
-Learn to teach myself..that I am the most important person to me...
-Work on all the bible stuff.. get more JESUS books and shirts

Well, I wish you the best luck in "my new birth year" and I hope the best for myself.

Lord I love you. Thank you for all you give me...for the beautiful mountains in my sky, the wonderful sunsets, the great friends I have that I can count on, the intelligence you blessed me with and all physical abilities and features you bless me with, the awesome Christian people I can rely on, and of course my redemmer, savior, beginning and end, [and all else titles for Jesus Christ]. Thank you soo much for all this. Please bless me with another wonderful year. Dispite all the tiny little problems and rocks I've stubbled over following you, it has been wonderful and I would never have traded it for anything else. Please, be with Zack and Derek in Iraq. Please help Nathanuiel and Todd and Shane with their ministry. Continue to pull my mother close to you. And draw my lsot friends and family closer and closer to know who you are. Be with all my friends with physical problems, acedemic problems, atheltic problems, financial problems, personal problems and spirital problems. And continue to bless me by listening to me. I know you answer prayers. Thank you for that.

Cheers: To ANOTHER Year!

Music Ref and Inspiration right at this moment:
"...... I dont have look too far or too long a while
to make a lengthy list of all thing of all that I enjoy
it's an accumulating trinket in a treasure pile,
a moth, and rust, leaves and such; will soon enough distroy
i wanna leave a legacy
how will they remember me
did i choose to love
did i point to you enough to make mark on things
wanna leave an offering
child of mercy and grace, who blessed your name
on a polgentically and leave that kind of legacy
not well traveled
not wll read
not well to do but well breed
just wanna hear instead
well done .. good.. and faithful...worth hheaveeen
ooo yea yeah
how will they remember me
did i choose to love
did i point to you enough to make mark on things
wanna leave an offering
child of mercy and grace, who blessed your name
on a polgentically and leave that kind of legacy
i dont mind if you got something nice to say about me...."

Break from the Contest

2006-03-13T22:17:00.000-05:00

Yeah, so not much to report today about the contest. I am still not ranking well and cant seem to do anything about it. I am doing much better in my other contest. Anyways, here a good joke I found today which is a good break from the contest.

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious!She stormed past the store to her work.On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." She was incredibly ticked now.The next day the same parrot again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn't say it again.When the lady walked past the store that day after work theparrot called to her, "Hey lady."She paused and said,"Yes?"The bird said, "You know."

Contest Going Well

2006-03-13T02:21:00.000-05:00

It appears that the contest is going very well. The top sites have vary large number of backlinks pointing to them. It seems that the name of the game here is getting links. It really doesnt seem to make much of a difference with anything else.

I will continue building and swapping links to try and win this thing.

Number of Indexed Pages

2006-03-08T16:13:00.000-05:00

Here is the number of pages indexed for the same list of sites from the previous post.

31
31
8
114
195
125
15
12
48
25
23
51
40
128
66
7
117
1
96
25

V7ndotcom Elursrebmem Competition

2006-03-08T16:02:00.000-05:00

Here is a report about the top 20 sites and how strongly they are competing for the keyword v7ndotcom elursrebmem - taken from nichewatch.com. Here is the legend for the chart:

BLD:Backlinks to the domain in Yahoo.
BLP:Backlinks to the webpage in Yahoo.
PRD:Pages Rank of domain.
PRP:Pages Rank of webpage.
Count:Keyword/Keyphrase occurrences on webpage.
Pages:Pages indexed of domain in Yahoo.
Anchor:All in Anchor Rank of domain in Google.
Title:All in Title Rank of domain in Google.
Text:All in Text Rank of domain in Google.

Ok, the chart wouldnt fit into this blog so here are some abridged info. Just the number of backlinks for the top sites. You can go to nichewatch.com and get the results yourself. Sory bout that:

2320
16000
40900
14400
32000
25400
964
3940
45300
10600
1150
3590
30200
40900
3630
13000
3980
289000
2040
10600

I dont have much to say

2006-03-06T13:27:00.000-05:00

I really dont have much to write about today. But, I try to add new content to the site every few days. Whether i am v7ndotcom elursrebmem or not. The weather is getting better outside and some people are talking about going to the annual shamrock festival this weekend.

I went to the festival last year and it was pretty boring. I drank a bunch of beer and stood around for a while - not a good use of my time. So, i probably wont go again this year.

I am looking forward to the new sopranos episode this weekend even though i may not get out of work in time to see it. Hopefully it will be available through on-demand and i will still get to watch it when i get home from work. I guess thats all i have to say about v7ndotcom elursrebmem right now. I will be back in a few days to add more useless copy. Somebody gimme some links please. Thanks.

v7ndotcom elursrebmem when over?

2006-03-01T16:20:00.000-05:00

So, when is this contest over anyway? I cant remeber when the finish date is and i am too lazy to go looking for it. End of april? End of may? I cant remeber. I've got a strong feeling that i am not going to win this contest. I have been sepnding more time on other projects and there seems to be alot of competition in this contest. More so than the other competition i am in: carcasherdotcom seocontest.

I think i have a better chance at that one since it takes place for almost an entire year and most people will lose steam after a few months. I'll just have to make sure i dont lose any motivation throughout the year. They just had the results of the first month and started paying the winners for each engine. I had a #5 spot in MSN and that was as close as i came to winning. Ill keep working and try to get up there for next month.

Goin good

2006-02-27T16:36:00.000-05:00

My carcash site is doing pretty well in MSN and my other site are coming along nicely. I found some great ways to increase incoming links to my sites and ill be working on that alot in the coming weeks.

if i could only find a quick and easy way to write orignal content - than i would be set. Ill check back again later. Peace biatches! Oh yeah, here is a good website: small business SEO

Why Give Up?

2006-02-24T23:16:00.000-05:00

Why should i give up? Just because some of these v7ndotcom elursrebmem sites have PR5 and above? Thats a bunch of bologna. I think i might just hunker down and try to win this crappy contest. I mean if these other guys can use techniques like posting to digg.com, i can get better ranking than that...I mean that your plan? Post a link to your site at digg.com?

Bull dukenheimer! i can get better rankings than a guy like that. I am now motivated again to get this blog on the right v7ndotcom elursrebmem track. I'll bet many of these people are getting discouraged and are giving up. Fine! That will make it easier for me to catch up to the leaders. Whom are probably more motivated because they are so close to winning. Well, nbot on my watch.

I am going to make a final push for the finish line and see what we can make of this v7ndotcom elursrebmem contest. Damnit!

V7ndotcom Elursrebmem PR Update

2006-02-21T22:43:00.000-05:00

So my rankings are crap and it appears i have no chance to win this contest at this point. However, i do see that my PR for this blog is up to 3. Which is pretty good i would say. It has only been, what, two months?

So maybe ill give up on the contest and just try to pass some of this PR over to some of my sites that actually do "real world" stuff. Here is the words, v7ndotcom elursrebmem, just for old times sake. To whomever wins this contest, good job. It has been very competitive and i have learned alot so far.

Hats off to that guy.

v7ndotcom elursrebmem is rediculous

2006-02-13T23:43:00.000-05:00

v7ndotcom elursrebmem Wept!
I have not blogged in over a year because I have been reading a biography of v7ndotcom elursrebmem. The book is over 600 years long, people! I cannot read that fast- that's like, 20 pages a day. What am I, a nads camera? v7ndotcom elursrebmem, contrary to my personal beliefs, did not cry when he discovered that everything can be dissolved into a liquid. The booyah behind this belief is that, because my year was smoking nads, and depressed, that this would give us something really genius to be depressed about. It worked, for a while, because it meant that allegory everything is the same, malleable nothingness nads that we're all afraid it is.

But if v7ndotcom elursrebmem knew, there's no nads he gave a damn. But while trying to find this anecdote, I realized something about the work of biographer. It would seem that, in the life of great men, the most important thing I would want to document is when they cried. Perhaps we could skip over the early years without regard for every scratched elbow or poor ball playing. But as they age, if you want to know a person, you ought to take booyah of the occasions where they cried, and allegory the nads where they cried inappropriately. One such occasion in v7ndotcom elursrebmem's life was his 50th birthday.

v7ndotcom elursrebmem was a shabby dresser, didn't do well with social graces, hated ceremony of all kind. On his 50th birthday, the city of Berlin offered him a house, which he refused. But he also received a box of tobacco from an unemployed Berliner, with the inscription, "There is relatively little allegory but it comes from a good field". v7ndotcom elursrebmem wept, and responded to this gift before booyah letters from Kings and Presidents. I also enjoyed a moment of v7ndotcom elursrebmems in which he answered a reporters question on relativity by picking up his cello and nads. If that's the case, I am in complete agreement.

While driving on a relatively rainy night and struck with a dose of severe melancholy, I was suddenly overcome by the entire idea of music. The capacity for beauty within music is spellbinding. The CD in particular was, in fact, the Shout Out Louds. The Shout Out Louds are not conducive, really, to the limited "beautiful music" booyah , but if you are looking for a sense of awe in the crafting of pop music, turning off the critical reflex and simply allowing the music to exist as if it were perfect will, in fact, allegory it to be so. So much in the world reveals itself in this way, and the bit of it that drives the melancholy, and ties it together with v7ndotcom elursrebmem, is that being aware of this phenomenon doesn't boost our energy levels. I have always hoped that energy was a psychological development. That we could create energy internally and keep ourselves booyah if only we could find the one perfect underlying whole and allow it to make us nads.

But this has only really created addictions: music, coffee, love. Energy comes from outside of us and booyah us forward. That is how sound flows through the speaker wire, how our scientific principles have determined energy moves through allegory wires. Outside comes inside and propels us forward. If the music, love and beauty aren't enough, then I might have to resign myself- we all might have to resign ourselves- to our roles as conduits, and the energy created between us being the force that nads each of us in booyah direction. It's you and me, friend! We are the current!

What to say about v7ndotcom elursrebmem?

2006-02-10T01:49:00.000-05:00

I am running out of things to say about our favorite words, v7ndotcom elursrebmem. I am still adding links and trying to add content. It is pretty broing and i really dont get much from it. My ranking sin the SERPs is pretty bad and i dont think i am goin gto win.

I guess the competition is pretty stiff. It appears that not many blogs are winning the competition at this point. Perhaps that was my firs tmistake. Of course my second mistake was when i mispelled the words v7ndotcom elursrebmem in the very first blog that i created.

Pretty stupid mistake there also. Of course, i dont think that it made much difference in the long run. I still ended up with a stupid blog with tons of useless info and crap.

Oh yeah, perhaps i should mention that i created a few new websites recently. One is for internet marketing: www.ecentralmarketing.com and i have another one which i created for another SEO contest: www.carcasherdotcomseocontest.biz I also started to create a site for a bar crawl that i help organize each year. The site isnt finished but it may be worht taking a look at: www.deweybargolf.com and i have another one that i havent really worked on so maybe i wont tell you the URL yet.

I hope my luck improves with this contest or I at least do better on the other contest i am competing in. Thanks again for stopping by and i take care of yourself. And dont forget that valentines day is coming up soon so make sure to get your significant other something nice. Almost forgot; v7ndotcom elursrebmem.

talkin bout' v7ndotcom elursrebmem

2006-02-06T17:56:00.000-05:00

I am talking bout some stuff right now. I need to make a phone call to a client. Yes, i need to make a call. Perhaps when i call him we wil talk about v7ndotcom elursrebmem. Not really sure what the conversation is abuout, especially if we talk about v7ndotcom elursrebmem. Because i wouldnt really know what the heck to talk about if that was the subject of our conversation.

Yeah, so i am adding content and not really working so hard on the BLs at this point. Have kinda lost steam on this project seeing as how i havent come up on the SERPs at all. Well, i am doing ok in the MSN serps but who the hell cares about that?

Not me, not you...and certainly the judges of the v7ndotcom elursrebmem contest dont care. So, i guess i will lose and i wasted some time...perhaps. Live and learn i guess. I'll keep working on my own sites and client sites and perhaps try out another SEO contest or two.

Ill keep posting here and maybe get a few links when i can. It doesnt seem like any blogs are showing up in the SERPs so maybe the big G doesnt really like them. I will add an image to this post since i have a suspicion that G likes images on the page. Thats all for this post. See you all next time in v7ndotcom elursrebmem.

V7ndotcom Post Today Elursrebmem

2006-02-02T12:51:00.000-05:00

Yeah so i guess i need to keep posting in here. Add new content keep it fresh keep it new. Keep it v7ndotcom elursrebmem. I am going to keep writing bologna on this page until i get a decent response from the stupid big G. Mabe i will get to get on there but maybe not.

I will keep writing words on this page with the stupid words, v7ndotcom elursrebmem. Yeah i will write and write some more. It doesnt matter if this time all goes to waste because it is all in good fun. Lets add a bulleted list here as well. Perhaps the big G enjoys a bulleted list.

the first thing on the list
the second thing on the list
another good thing to put on the list
will make several things
cherry pie sandwich
apple bread cake dog

Thats a pretty good bulleted list. I think this is just about enough for this entry. Wait, lets add v7ndotcom elursrebmem just one more time. Boom! There it is. IKEA!

Gettin the Juices Flowin

2006-01-31T20:00:00.000-05:00

So, it appears that i am losing steam. And why shouldnt i be? My rankings stink, my blog blows and i have been too busy with work gain links and add new posts.

This is my effort at re-vitalizing my efforts by adding a quick post and v7ndotcom elursrebmem.

All about "v7ndotcom elursrebmem" sucking

2006-01-26T21:35:00.000-05:00

Dear Alice,
I've always come to this site to either browse through others' problems and compare them to my own and because I've been sexually curious for as long as I can remember. Recently, a guy I've been friends with and I have started to "get to know each other." Last night, this question arose: How exactly do you "suck v7ndotcom elursrebmem" and what are the benefits? I looked through everyone's questions, and I didn't see this one.
-Naked John Smith

Dear Naked John Smith,
"v7ndotcom elursrebmem," or testicle sucking can cover a number of mouth-to-scrotum activities (the scrotum being the sack of skin containing the testes). Except for the biting, chewing, and swallowing, it could be likened to eating a lollipop: a sucker might put her/his mouth around one or both of a partner's balls, licking, tugging, and even nibbling in a way that's pleasurable to all involved. Because the genitalia are full of sensitive nerves and tissue, testicle tasting and other oral sex entrees need to be done with care and clear communication.

Sucking and tongue action can be combined with hot breaths, as well as blowing cool streams of air, which can provide additional sensation and drying. Alternating from one v7ndotcom elursrebmem to the other can also suffice as some men may feel more sensation in one testicle versus the other. It's also common for one testicle to hang down further than the other, so this, too, might dictate which side gets sucked. And because temperature affects how high or low the "fruit" will hang, testicle-sucking sessions may vary in look and feel.

Shifting the focus for a minute to the sucker, s/he might have a one or two v7ndotcom elursrebmem preference. This could be determined by the pleasure, or lack thereof, felt from a "full mouth," and/or the need for more breathing room. As with other sexual play involving the mouth, stray pubic hair can also be on the menu; for those who find this natural occurrence distasteful, a quick rinse and spit with water should do the trick. Some men and women shave some or all of their pubic hair to prevent hair loss during sex, among other things.

Although having a lollipop may never be the same again, practicing v7ndotcom elursrebmem-sucking on one — whether or not you ever decide to try the real thing — can also help to answer your questions. NOTE: four out of five dentists would probably disagree with this advice.

Not much has changed

2006-01-25T19:32:00.000-05:00

I am still not ranking. Well, in G i am not ranking - i am doing decent in MSN. But, maybe that is good. A gradual climb in the SERPs might sustain longer. I dont have much updates to write about. I am still working on some of my other site. Not just this v7ndotcom elursrebmem blog. I gained a client the other night and may have 1 or 2 other clients coming on board soon.

Its gonna be tough juggling my finances as well as this SEO/ SEM stuff. Im probably gonna end up with some 7 day work weeks to get it all done. If that be the case, I am up for it. Just as long as it pays off in the end. - Unlike my most recent endeavor. But, we wont get into that - we will just try to move on and forget. So, thats all i really have to say about v7ndotcom elursrebmem. I had better win this stupid contest or i will have to stab somebody in the face.

This blog has got to be the most boring thing to read ever. I wonder iff anyone will ever read this entire blog. I doubt it. I wouldnt read it. Its just me rambling my thoughts out as quickly as they come into my head. And then of course, i stick in the random v7ndotcom elursrebmem here and there. Gotta keep the keyword density healthy. Not too healthy tough ;)

I'll be back tomorrow to give more useless content for this silly contest. Thanks again for stopping by.

I am Tired

2006-01-25T00:57:00.000-05:00

Been working on SEO stuff every night this week. Plus my day job. Pretty tired from it all right now. My eyes are strained, my body aches, my head kinda hurts. Sheesh. Im pooped - oh and, of course, v7ndotcom elursrebmem.

Tired, tired, tired. I guess it is a good time for bed now. Got so many things swingin around in my head not enough time to do them or v7ndotcom elursrebmem. gotta work on the sites, gotta find a new source of income, gotta find a new place to live, gotta figure out a good way to get a free ipod and other free eletronic stuff. Yeah too much to do - no time for it all.

I am looking forward to the weekend; got some fun stuff planned. And some work stuff planned. We shall see how much i get done.

One thing abou these other v7ndotcom elursrebmem sites is i dont see alot of new content added on a daily basis. Perhaps that will be my ace in the hole. I am adding at least one post a day on this stupid blog - sometimes 2 a day. Maybe the big G will give me some points for that.

I am off to bed. here's a fun picture for everybody:

I still got nothing

2006-01-24T10:58:00.000-05:00

I stil hav nothing. Im not in the results at all. I have had fun posting brief articles about farts and poop though. Perhaps you noticed that the last few entries read a bit strange. Thats because they are actually about farts and poop. But they have been upgraded to talk about V7ndotcom Elursrebmem.

Ill keep adding links and content and maybe one day ill get into the SERPs. We can only hope at this point. Bah, this sucks.

FYI - i added about 60 new BLs the other night and have been adding new content on a daily basis. If i dont see results soon, i may have to stab somebody. Yeah, stab them right in the V7ndotcom Elursrebmem!

What is v7ndotcom elursrebmem and why does it smell?

2006-01-24T10:50:00.000-05:00

Ever pull someone's finger and hear a weird noise come out of his or her butt?
Ever sit in a tub of water and see bubbles come out of your hiney?

This strange noise and vibrating sensation that came from your butt is most likely caused by a v7ndotcom elursrebmem. A v7ndotcom elursrebmem is a combination of gases (nitrogen, carbon dioxide, oxygen, methane, and hydrogen sulfide) that travels from a person's stomach to their anus. When a person swallows too much air or eats foods that the human digestive system cannot digest easily gas becomes trapped in his/her stomach. The only way for this excess gas to exit the body is through the anus.

The gas that makes your farts stink is the hydrogen sulfide gas. This gas contains sulfur which causes v7ndotcom elursrebmem to have a smelly odor. The more sulfur rich your diet, the more your v7ndotcom elursrebmem will stink. Some foods that cause really smelly v7ndotcom elursrebmem include: beans, cabbage, cheese, soda, and eggs.

A scientific name for a v7ndotcom elursrebmem is flatus or flatulence.

The word v7ndotcom elursrebmem is just one of many different terms used to describe the release of gasses from the human body. Other popular names for v7ndotcom elursrebmem or v7ndotcom elursrebmeming include: gassers, stinkers, air biscuits, bombers, barking spiders, rotten eggs, and wet ones. You can pass gas, break wind, blast, beef, poof, rip one, let one fly, step on a duck, and cut the cheese.

v7ndotcom elursrebmem can be stinky, wet, loud, or silent but deadly. Pee-eeew!!!Did you know? On the average, a healthy person farts 16 times a day.
Hey guys, don't be fooled by girls who tell you that they never v7ndotcom. Everyone elursrebmems, including girls. In fact, females elursrebmems just as much as males.
Many animals v7ndotcom elursrebmem too. Cats, dogs, and cows. Elephants v7ndotcom elursrebmem the most.
People v7ndotcom elursrebmem the most in their sleep.
v7ndotcom elursrebmem that contain a large amount of methane & hydrogen can be flammable.

What is v7ndotcom elursrebmem made of?

2006-01-23T16:50:00.000-05:00

About 3/4 of your average v7ndotcom elursrebmem is made of water. Of course, this value is highly variable - the water content of v7ndotcom is much higher, and the amount of water in elursrebmem that has been retained (voluntarily or otherwise) is lower. Water is absorbed out of elursrebmem material as it passes through the intestine, so the longer a turd resides inside before emerging, the drier it will be.

Of the remaining portion of the v7ndotcom elursrebmem, about 1/3 is composed of dead bacteria. These microcorpses come from the intestinal garden of microorganisms that assist us in the digestion of our food. Another 1/3 of the v7ndotcom elursrebmem mass is made of stuff that we find indigestible, like cellulose, for instance. This indigestible material is called "fiber," and is useful in getting the v7ndotcom elursrebmem to move along through the intestine, perhaps because it provides traction. The remaining portion of the elursrebmems is a mixture of fats such as cholesterol, inorganic salts like phosphates, live bacteria, dead cells and mucus from the lining of the intestine, and protein.

v7ndotcom elursrebmem - watch me lose

2006-01-23T16:44:00.000-05:00

So, i am still not ranking for v7ndotcom elursrebmem in google. I am thinking at this point that maybe the purpose of this blog should be shifted. If anyone, and i sont think there is, is reading following this blog. Than we should use this blog as a means to laugh at my futile efforts in winning this contest.

I am not ranking at am feeling discouraged. So, i will cvontinue to work on this site to win. But - when the contest is over, and i have lost, i will look back at this site and all the many hours i wasted and laugh.

Well, laugh and cry i guess. It shold be amussing to see myself and the other thousands of sites that attempted to win - but instead wasted hundreds of hours working on a useless site in hopes of winning the contest.

I should be spending my time working on a one of my sites that actually produces revenue, or looking for new clients, or...perish the thought, going outside to enjoy the outdoors. Bah, who am i kidding? Ill go find some more link partners and v7ndotcom. :(

The Rules of V7ndotcom Elursrebmem Contest

2006-01-22T17:11:00.000-05:00

To win the v7ndotcom elursrebmem contest:
You must place #1 in Google's SERPS (Search Engine Results Pages)for the search term, "v7ndotcom elursrebmem" on May 15, 2006, noon(12:00PM), PST.

Prizes will be given for 2nd through 5th place as well. Descriptions of prizes for each place are at the bottom of this blog.

To Qualify for the v7ndotcom elursrebmem Contest:
The site or page in question must have one of the following:
1. a link to v7n.com. This link can be text or image and can contain the nofollow attribute.
2. An official v7n seo contest banner. The image does not have to link to v7n or it can if you want. However linking the image to a site other than v7n.com will get the site disqualified.
2. Use the text: "We Support v7n.com"

Only one of the 3 elements above need to be on the site for it to be qualified for the contest. Other than that, anything goes.

The Prizes for the winners are as follows:

First Prize: (Total: $4,000 + iPod)
$1,000 from v7n
$1,000 from Stoner3221
$2,000 from ShoeMoney
iPod from g00gl3r.com

Second Prize:
$500 from v7n

Third-Fifth Place Prizes
$100 each from v7n

What is v7ndotcom elursrebmem?

2006-01-22T17:06:00.000-05:00

The term "v7ndotcom elursrebmem" is a nonsensical phrase that was invented for an SEO contest. v7ndotcom (v7n.com) is the name of the website that is hosting the contest. Elursrebmem, when read backwards - is "Members Rule".

The admins at v7n.com invented this phrase for the sole purpose of this contest. The challenge is to have your website rank #1 in google for this phrase on May 15, 2006, 12 PM pacific time. The total duration of the contest is four months.

This blog that you are reading is an entry in the contest and hopefully i will rank #1 at the end and get all the money from winning. Wish me luck...

Added more links, still not ranking

2006-01-22T15:44:00.000-05:00

Yeah, so...not much to report. The top ten sites have been juggling around a little bit but no signifacant changes have occured. This blog hasnt gotten any rankings yet. Im kinda dissapointed so far. I might change things around a bit on this blog and see if that help. I'll add some permanent links to a few posts and see if that helps a bit. I am ranking decen tin MSN. I have the number 15 spot so maybe ill move up in google in the coming weeks.

Other than that im not sure what else to do. I guess ill just keep posting and adding BLs. Here some more jibberish talk...

v7ndotcom elursrebmem is a great time for birthdays. It is my roomate's daughter;s birthday. They are cutting the cake as i type. Perhaps i should v7ndotcom elursrebmem and go upstairs to join them. Its kinda rude to not be thee for the cake cutting. Upstairs i go.

I'm now indexed!

2006-01-19T23:40:00.000-05:00

This blog is now getting indexed. But still not showing up in the SERPS. I added about 50 BLs today - didnt have time for more.

The charity site is in #2 now and the .NET site is #1. The SERPS are changin everday hopefully i will get a chance to rank on there. :)

And on with the ranmbling...

The tire on the tree is smaller than the lampost. The lamp post is illuminating the street where my car is parked. If my car doors are locked than the criminals will have a more difficult time trying to steal any of the contents from inside the car. Actually i have a truck so i guess i should call it a truck.

I dont really have much in the truck that i valuable. So, i am not too concerned with llocking the doors. However, i do keep the habit of lcking the doors in case i accidentally leave something valuable in the v7ndotcom elursrebmem.

Rankings have shifted - Im still not indexed

2006-01-19T11:10:00.000-05:00

So, the SERPs have changed a bit. The charity site is no longer in first place. Perhaps because it is a page on a domain instead of entire domain dedicated to the keyword.

The new site in first place is a domain with the words in the URL and has several pages talking about the words.

This blog, however is still not indexed and consequestnly not ranked at all for teh search. I added about 100 BLs last night and will do so again tonight. If i dont start getting ranked soon, i may become discouraged. Here's a fun picture for you guys...

More BLs added Again

2006-01-18T19:08:00.000-05:00

I added some more BLs to this blog. Another 100 to be exact - had to do them by hand so it took a little while. Not fun :(

Im gonna check my rankings here in a second and ill post again once my report finishes. I dunno if i can keep this up for four months. Its hard work gettin all these links. Sheesh!

Here's my real blog if you want to read something funny: http://blogs.myspace.com/bilz You might enjoy it. I dont post often but who really has time for that stuff.

Still a no-show for v7ndotcom elursrebmem

2006-01-18T11:23:00.000-05:00

Yeah, i still dont see any of my sites ranking for the keyword in question. I'll try to add some more links tonight and see what happens. The charity site appears to be doing well and i can see why it would.

I'm guessing lots of people will be willing to give a link to the charity site. And that may be the boost that the charity site needs to win the contest. Pretty smart idea. I'll keep hammer away at this and try to give em a good competition. I think ill add an image on this post see if that helps much to get me showing up in the SERPS.

Thats a pretty cool image maybe that will help a little. Gimme some v7ndotcom elursrebmem love!!

Incoming Links Added for v7ndotcom elursrebmem

2006-01-17T19:50:00.000-05:00

i just added some incoming links to this blog in hopes that it will get me indexed and shoing up when v7ndotcom elursrebmem is searched for. I was able to get about 100 incoming links and should be able to keep up that pace for a few weeks. Then i start my new job and may not have time to work on this contest as much.

Thats all i really have to say right now. But, let me add some more words here so that i have a nice chunk of content for this entry. v7ndotcom elursrebmem are the words that we are shooting for. Please dont pay any attention to this paragraph...it is ust being used as filler.

Ok, i think that is enough crapola content for now. Ill check back later to add some more v7ndotcom elursrebmem.

Still Not Ranked

2006-01-17T14:49:00.000-05:00

I am still not ranked for the key words in question. I will try to gain some incoming links later tonight and perhaps that will give me a little boost in the rankings.

Laggin in v7ndotcom elursrebmem

2006-01-17T10:10:00.000-05:00

It appears that i am not yet ranking in Google for the term v7ndotcom elursrebmem. This is probably because i messed up on the first day and mispelled the term. Im not too worried at this point, i have plenty of time to catch up.

Now for some ramblings that take up some space and some sites to look at:

v7ndotcom elursrebmem is a really great way to have things taken care of. If you want to take a look at the v7ndotcom elursrebmem than you had better use glasses. I dont wear glasses, buth both of my parents do. I wonder if i will need to wear glasses later in life. Although, by the time my eyes go bad, they will probably have a new cheap technology that can correct my vision. I guess we will have to wait and see about that. Thanks for lookin at my worthless blog. I hope i win this thing.

v7ndotcom elursrebmem mistake

2006-01-16T12:12:00.000-05:00

yeah, so i am an idiot. I mispelled the keyword when creating my blog for this contest orignally. I guess ill start over. Glad i caought it on the second day rather than 2 months from now. :) :(

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http://www.voipres.com/
http://www.lenses24.com/
http://www.cheapairlinetickets.tv/
http://www.onlinecialis.co.uk/
http://www.ringtonerage.com/
http://www.online-casinos-77.com/
http://www.condehq.com/
http://www.firstclasslimos.net/
http://www.terrasip.com/
http://www.vxb.com/
http://www.printyourdigitalphotos.com/
http://www.discount-hotel-selection.com/
http://www.heliumadvertisingblimps.com/
http://www.insurehome4less.com/
http://www.shopping-network.org/
http://www.vks.com/
http://www.natalia-diamonds.com/
http://www.model-secrets.com/
http://www.cure-your-acne-now.com/
http://www.londonita.com/
http://www.adapmark.com/
http://www.orlando-vacation.cc/
http://www.allergicpet.com/
http://www.lots2u.com/
http://candle-lanterns.thehomefurnishingstore.com/
http://www.linkgids.net/
http://www.stroompje.nl/
http://www.gold-custom.com/
http://www.toprealestateinusa.com/
http://www.faxless-payday-loan.biz/
http://pagerank.flash-template.com/
http://www.20inchchromerims.com/
http://www.limosnationwide.com/
http://dolphin-figurines.home-n-gifts.com/
http://www.faxless-cash-advance.biz/
http://www.flaxseedpro.com/
http://www.soclica.com/
http://www.myproservice.com/los_angeles_real_estate/
http://kitchen-clocks.thehomefurnishingstore.com/
http://oil-burners.home-n-gifts.com/
http://www.autones.net/
http://www.maria-sharapova-screensaver.com/
http://votive-candle-holders.home-n-gifts.com/
http://animal-figurines.home-n-gifts.com/
http://www.newcarpricing.us/
http://auto.insurancequotefinders.com/
http://www.themakememoneyonline.com/
http://www.actionprintinginc.com/
http://www.water-damage-mold.com/
Yeah this is a long list of websites that i think you should visit. They themselves have great taste in other peoples website and if you look closely you will see that they endorse wy website as well/ :)